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Allow me to present how business (job finding and hiring) work out in Myanmar (Burma). This message is dedicated 99% of Hiring Manager in Myanmar. I will first tell you why you don't get a job! and the reason behind this hiring thing. Here is a few facts that you don't get a job in Myanmar ->
1. Your CV sucks
2. You don't have working experiences so you don't get job
3. You don't get job because you don't have working experiences
4. You don't know internal employee
5. You don't know HR Manager
6. Because of LUCK LUCK LUCK If HR Manager is guy you should be girl, if HR Manager is girl you should be thin like model boy.
7. You are not relative of HR Manager
8. You don't know government officials very well
9. You don't bribe anybody
10. You don't bullshit
Preparing these ten facts in Myanmar and if you don't get a job please come and kill me personally. Now let me explains hiring thing in Myanmar. Let say this is the candidate for a job position (1) considered as person.
(1) (1) (1) (1) (1) (1) (1) (1) (1) (1) 10 person here! OK let see! (0) mean not hired
(1) (1) (1) -> educated from overseas (1) (1) (1) -> educated from Local BURMA (1) (1) -> have current job in Myanmar but looking for job hopping (1) (1) -> know HR and looking for job hopping
FIRST INTERVIEW LET SEE HUH!
Do you have working experiences, what is your expected salary blah blah
(0) (0) (1) -> educated from overseas (0) (1) (1) -> educated from Local BURMA (0) (1) -> have current job in Myanmar but looking for job hopping (0) (1) -> know HR and looking for job hopping
SECOND INTERVIEW LET SEE HUH!
Can you work with this salary? Can you do this blah blah
(0) (0) (1) -> educated from overseas (0) (1) (1) -> educated from Local BURMA (0) (1) -> have current job in Myanmar but looking for job hopping (0) (1) -> know HR and looking for job hopping
Left with 4 persons who actually get the job? This four people agree with the salary that HR provided.
THIRD CALL OK LET HIRED
Huh this overseas guy is strange and I don't know him/her and he/she don't know me. Some more if she/he hired this guy will fucked over me because I am not (sar ma tat pay ma tat) -> SLIM Knowledge (Assume this HR is smart) so LET RAPE AND KILL HIM. (0) (0) (0) -> educated from overseas
Oh this burma guy are not bad but let see, huh the salary is too much for them, let them starve for while. Moreover these guys are illiterate (know only what to do) so kill them too. educated from Local BURMA (0) (0) (0)
He/She have current job omg and he don't know me he don't bride me so go and die too. (0) (0)
Oh this guy not bad he/she is my relative relative relative friend's friend's friend SHUT UP and i will hire him already even though he don't know A B C D E F or have job I can shut him/her up. (0) (1)
Guys Guys Gils Gils will you believe me if I say these, Majority of educated people in Myanmar will not get a job because of few reasons. EVEN you have ten PHD, ten MASTER, ten BACHELOR DEGREE you will not get a job but If you have a single connection with HR, suck their dick and vagina until dry you will get a job. Believe me this is really happening 99 out of 100 cases taking sample from Myanmar. For those who are in Good situation jobs you can find out if you have free time.
Argument
Firing all HR will not work out, not hiring connection will HR also will not work out so what should we do. Stab them in the back or suck until dry?
Source of Information
From respective friends
From five hundred people
From public
From local
From web and blogs
From web and blogs
From HR connections
Rumors
from real conversation in Myanmar quoted from four people talking (TOP SECRET and INTERNAL ONLY)
Person A11: hey there is new job position opening in your area let my friend do it.
Person B11: Ok call him for interview
Person A11: thank you
Person B11: never mind i am HR Manager ha ha
Person C11: hello sis nice to meet you I am blah blah
Person B11: got it! you got experiences and education right? can you do it?
Person C11: yes
Person B11: give me your CV and thank you, good bye
Person D11: hey how is your candidate findings we nid to hire today rite?
Person B11: I got several but I find few interesting though
Person D11: how bout this one he seem well educated
Person B11: he seem to be good but lacking something, I recommend this guy (Person C11)
Person D11: Oh let me check and we will decide later
Person B11: I guarantee this guy will improve our projects
Person D11: Really let get hired then
few days later he is being called and hired
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